February 2012
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Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation. It's for procreation.
Woman: But it can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want.
Woman: But-
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.
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Feb 27th
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You know what really sucks?
When you go out of your way to be really nice to people, and they don’t appreciate it. And that, ladies and gentlemen, is the story of my so-called life.
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And then Fenris gave Anders a kitten
cypheroftyr: brelaina: “Anders.” That didn’t bode well. Fenris never called him ‘Anders’. It was always mage, or abomination, or the annoying fly buzzing in my ear, or Anders’ personal favourite, hey you. “I have a gift for you.” Anders turned around slowly and stared suspiciously at Fenris. The elf blinked at him innocently, his hands behind his back. Anders didn’t trust it. “Why?” “Because...
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luckynumber78: I just want what any girl wants. To fall in love with someone who will love me for me and who is written and animated by BioWare. Is that too much to ask?
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Listenfuckyeahmhawkefenris: _ Fenris: I… have never...
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Haaalp!!
My Wacom tablet pen doesn’t work!!
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Gay Texas judge, Tonya Parker, won’t perform... →
anticapitalist: An openly gay Texas judge says she refuses to conduct marriage ceremonies for straight couples until same-sex couples can also wed. Dallas County Judge Tonya Parker explained her decision Tuesday at a monthly meeting for the Stonewall Democrats of Dallas. “I do not perform them because it is not an equal application of the law. Period,” she said, according to the Dallas Voice,...
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I hate that moment when something pops up on your...
mediocrememory: Story of my life.
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Reblog if you've ever been bullied.
Let’s see how many notes this will get.
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